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i'm so happy. princess ignnia was made canon :' ) thank u hasbro for recognising my genius!!
wowowow commie con was good this year, we sung the internationale and i got a pencil case made of a bag of coffee and i hugged many comrades
i am also going to do TERRIBLE THINGS to the next person to say "mmmmmm i liked Fury Road so i went back and watched the other films and i'm soooooooooo glad they didn't carry over the bdsm chic from the old movies"

educate urself before u REKT-ucate urself imho
i love polecats

i love the doof warrior

nux's bobbleheaded bird skull is my spirit animal

imperator furiosa is my waifu

mad max 4: fury road: maddest max is good, i rate it 9 maxes out of 10
How EXCITING! Names have been determined for ALL 15 MANE 6 OFFSPRING PONIES I have been planning as my NEXT BIG PONY ART PROJECT!

Here are their PONY NAMES!

    1.       Rarity/Fluttershy: Bashful Bonnet (G3)

    2.       Rarity/Twilight Sparkle: Stardazzle (G1)

    3.       Twilight Sparkle/Fluttershy: Sunrise Song (G3)

    4.       Rarity/Rainbow Dash: Fancy Free (G3)

    5.       Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash: Flower Flash (G3 baby pony)

    6.       Twilight Sparkle/Rainbow Dash: Skywishes (G3, no relation to G4 Skywishes!)

    7.       Rarity/Apple Jack: Gem Blossom (G3)

    8.       Fluttershy/Apple Jack: Apple Flitter (G3 animated pony)

    9.       Twilight Sparkle/Apple Jack: Pumpkin Tart (G3)

    10.   Rainbow Dash/Apple Jack: Banjo Blue (G3)

    11.   Pinkie Pie/Rarity: Serendipity (G3)

    12.   Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie: Candy Heart (G3)

    13.   Twilight Sparkle/ Pinkie Pie: Star Surprise (G3)

    14.   Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie: Shenanigans (G3)

    15.   Apple Jack/Pinkie Pie: Apple Delight (G1)

Why are they ALMOST ALL G3? Well, because 1) BOYS are SCARED OF G3 and SCARING BOYS is my TOP PRIORITY IN LIFE, 2) G3 ponies have LESS SHIT NAMES OVERALL, 3) there are LOTS OF G3 PONIES in the first place.

COLOUR SCHEMES for ponies are not so G3-heavy. But that will have to WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY.

Good morning my friends!

Sometime soon I will be starting on a NEW PONY ART PROJECT! I will get started on it after I finish this mylittlewiki.org/w/images/1/19… Pony Art Project, in which I dress each Pony according to their closest lookalike in this pic.

My NEXT PONY ART PROJECT will concern ALL THE BABY PONIES. You see, Princess Celestia has finally enacted HARSH NEW PONY LAWS to stem the tide of HORRIBLE PONY OCs! The LAWS are fairly simple:

1) ALL PONIES must have the COLOUR SCHEME of a pony of A PREVIOUS GENERATION. Thus the rights of everypony to have a GARISH COLOUR SCHEME is not impinged upon, so long as there is SUFFICIENT GARISH PRECEDENCE.

2) ALL PONIES must have the NAME of a pony of A PREVIOUS GENERATION. Thus the rights of everypony to have a TERRIBLE STUPID NAME is not impinged upon, so long as there is SUFFICIENT TERRIBLE STUPID PRECEDENCE.

3) FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS the NAME and COLOUR SCHEME of ALL PONIES cannot be THE SAME. Celestia is a VIOLENT FASCIST and a CRUEL DICTATOR but she DOES NOT WANT TO GET SUED.

4) ALL PONIES must be given A UNIQUE CUTIE MARK and PERSONALITY. Celestia is NOT THAT VILLAIN FROM THE START OF SEASON 5. She DOES NOT WANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HER because, as has been mentioned, she DOES NOT WANT TO GET SUED.

5) NO ALICORNS. Celestia does not want her BENEVOLENT REGIME toppled by AN UNWORTHY UPSTART.

With that in mind, ALL OF THE MANE 6 HAVE BEEN BONING like hoovéd rabbits. Every one of these UNHOLY UNIONS has BORNE FRUIT. Due to PONY CENSORSHIP LAWS it is not possible to go into details of PONY REPRODUCTIVE MAGIC. So you will just have to accept the fact that there are now (6!)/(2!4!) = (720/(2*24)) = (720/48)=15 BABY PONIES. Each one will be ILLUSTRATED IN FULL COLOUR and presented with GENEALOGY and BRIEF BIOGRAPHICAL DETAILS.

Please wait warmly for the new PONY ART PROJECT to begin!
tried to take a picture of the elegant Princess Sterling and her bestest friend Flutherquiet

as I did so my phone pooped itself, flashed its "BATTERY DED" symbol, and shut down

it was on 43% charge

this is my headcanon for Elegant Princess Sterling. she has an anti-magic aura that drains the magic power of other unicorns (and presumably alicorns???? who knows????? it is a mystery) around her.

will she use this power for good? or for evil???????? you will have to keep buying MLP merchandise to find out.
lots of smelly boys crying about princess gold lily and princess sterling

abloo bloo bloo why make princess toy for girl baby

abloo bloo bloo why make pink toy for girl baby

abloo bloo bloo why make brushable toy for girl baby

boys are bad and smell bad, brb going to go brush my elegant princess pony
butts too
Fluttershy is my top pony because she is me and she is a lovely pony. When I was thinking of human forms for her, I thought about what ponies are like and what humans are like. All ponies are vegetarians and a Fluttershy would go even further than that. So I decided Human Fluttershy is a Jain. When she's out eating with friends she is a lacto-vegetarian (she will eat dairy products but not eggs, fish, chicken, or other meats). When she's at home making food for herself she is a vegan and tries to avoid eating potatoes etc as well. She doesn't make her pets abide by the same dietary regulations, however, and gets very long-winded talking about her disapproval of vegans who don't feed their cats meat, etc. She does not like squashing mosquitoes and instead tries to trap them and relocate them. She tries to escort worms off footpaths when it rains so they don't get stood on. Her parents are Tamil and migrated to Australia when Fluttershy was a baby. She is studying veterinary science. She is best friends with Rarity and has a huge crush on her; sadly for her, Rarity is very heterosexual. She is currently going out with Rainbow Dash.

Rarity is Somali/Indonesian and Muslim. Her parents both migrated to Australia at separate times and met there. Rarity did a lot of modelling in her teen years (she was very popular because she's very tall, slim, and "exotic", which she has a lot to say about these days) and quite enjoyed it but didn't like a lot of the culture that goes along with it. She prefers having more of a creative and controlling role as a dressmaker. She studies business and fine arts (costume design for film and theatre) as a double degree. She didn't like wearing hijab when she was younger but does it now that she's older as a political statement and testament to her roots. She doesn't wear hijab when she's at home alone with family or female friends but will rush to cover up whenever a male friend comes over, especially if she has a crush on them (she has a lot of crushes). She makes clothes that suit more modest styles as well as more skin-baring - while she usually dresses modestly herself, she thinks everyone should be able to look  and feel pretty no matter how they dress. She loves doing makeup and hair for herself and her friends. Even if she doesn't wear her makeup and covers up her hair outside, she thinks everyone should look beautiful for themselves. She is best friends with Fluttershy.

Twilight Sparkle is an American exchange student. She is studying astrophysics! Her mom and dad are both African-American. (They are not very certain about the specific details of their heritage, because of obvious circumstances, but suspect that most of their African heritage is west African.) Her father is a CIO and her mother is a lawyer. They think Twilight should take a break from studying to go and see the world. Getting her to do her Master's in Australia was the closest they could get to a compromise. She is not impressed by Queensland weather (she comes from the northern parts of the US) but likes the idea of free healthcare and government subsidised university courses. She had a lot of fun getting her pet talking African Grey Parrot, Spike, through Australian customs. Twilight is an atheist and so are her parents. She spends a lot of time straightening her hair or wearing wigs but is getting into the idea of wearing it naturally.

Rainbow Dash is a soccer player and studying sports nutrition. She is taking longer to do her course than expected because she keeps having to take time off for matches, but she's getting there. She is very passionate about women's sport and soccer, both of which get not nearly as much media coverage in Australia as she'd like. She is a Punjabi Sikh (as you may have guessed, she is heavily inspired by Jess from Bend It Like Beckham) but is a "weddings and funerals" observant. That is, she's not very observant at all, though she likes to think her faith influences her strong sense of justice and right and wrong. (She does likes bringing up the fact that Sikhism demands followers wear comfortable underwear, though, and says she tries to abide by this at all times.) Her parents migrated to Australia before she was born. They don't approve of her being a lesbian but they think it is better for her to be happy and feel loved by her family and friends. They are very hopeful that she will have her own biological children one day and constantly point out what good donors male relatives of her girlfriends would be. She is currently going out with Fluttershy.

Applejack is studying business while living away from her extended family, who all still live out in the country. She likes visiting them for long times during holidays and has long Skype video chats with them every weekend. Her Grandmother, Granny Smith, is 1/2 Aboriginal and recently suffered a frightening heart attack. She got better but it made Applejack a lot more invested in getting to know her Granny and that side of her family history. The other parts of her family are mostly German and Irish migrants from some point in the last 200 years (including some convict stock). She has her own car, a twin-cab ute, with a Eureka flag decal on it. She is a staunch unionist. She was an angry internet atheist in her teenage days but is a bit more mellow now.

Pinkie Pie is stylistically and personality-wise basically Nicki Minaj. Her parents are both from Trinidad and their ancestry includes at the very least African (various, mostly West), Spanish, Chinese, Indian, French, and Amerindian; probably more. She is studying business with Applejack and lives with her host family, the Cakes. She has an extensive wardrobe of wigs of every imaginable colour and style and seems to wear a different one every day. As well as working at the Cake's bakery she also does party planning, catering, and entertainment. It's not uncommon for her to take on the decoration, the entrees, mains, and desserts, and the ventriloquism and magician acts for a party all by herself. She even has trouble slowing down to take a breath when she's speaking as she gets so excited. Her friends often have to remind her to slow down and take some time out for herself. When she's have a Me Day she likes hanging out with Rarity to get her hair did and a nice mani/pedi.
you would think it would be impossible to make retelling the history of berlin cabaret through spoken word and dance boring but you would in fact be WRONG
my army! o, my army! the time I dreamed of comes!
I want to see your colours; I want to hear your drums!
my occs in no pararticaular orderr!

PRINCCESSS MOON PIIE the BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS MOON PONYY, scribee to the greeat and beaauitful and physicaaly appealing LUNA and DAAAGUTHER of LUNA and PINKKKIE PIE

ADDDHIRRHANNIR the KHAAJIIT, a ccharismatic stripey orrange khaaajitt who susccessffully wiped out the Naziss I MEAN Stormcloaks from Skyyrim aand also STOLE THEIR TNAKS

POND PRANNCER aka WATTER HYACCINTH the frreshwater merpony, shse is not very interesting other htan HER ABILITY TO BLOW BUBBLES WITH HER MOUTH

PRINCESSSS IGNNISA ABLA, aka WHITE FFIRE, aka THTE CLEANSING FLAMME OF EQUESTRIAA, the beaaaautiiful and VERY SANE ruler of DERBY

BEAUITTIFUL PRINCESSS TWILIGHTT SPOARKLE, whose FRIENDS ARE DEADD

BITTCOIN SURPRISE, a VERY FISCAALLY RESPONSISBLE PONY who isss tasked with brriinging about aan ENCONOMNIC REVOLUTION

BLITZER HANDSSOME, a EUPHORICC PONY with IMPECCABLE DRESSS SENSE

HITTLER, a LESSER NAAZZI

TIM BUCKLEEY, a CARTOONIST with HAMS FORR HANDSs
dicks
survival plan

drink cider
move to Austria and become a drag queen

dear diary,

please draw me a picture of conchita wurst as the prettiest slaanesh cultist

lots of love
<3 a-map <3
personall  update: i am still aa dagron

i am aalso taaking requests for ART

tell me what to draw and i will draw it! unless i dont want to
Ahem.

dicks

butts

dicks in butts

dicks beside butts

dicks behind butts

dicks within butts

dicks without butts

dicks of butts

dicks from butts

dicks for butts

dicks because butts

dicks with butts

dicks after butts

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dicks between butts

dicks out of butts

dicks except for butts

dicks near butts

dicks at butts

dicks during butts

dicks towards butts

dicks to butts

dicks since butts

dicks by butts

dicks along butts

dicks through butts

dicks against butts

dicks around butts

dicks under butts

dicks among butts

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dicks above butts

dicks in spite of butts

dicks instead of butts

dicks on both sides of butts

dicks on this side of butts

dicks on that side of butts

dicks on account of butts

dicks for the sake of butts

The end.

Please notify me of any errors in this text.
Some stats on Galtse!

The entirety of galtse.cx is 32,962 words.

The full text of Atlas Shrugged is estimated to be around 645,000. Atlas Shrugged is therefore 19.57 Galts long. To put it another way, Atlas Shrugged is approximately 1/20 or 5% galtse. The Fountainhead is only 9.45 Galts in length.

To compare it to other popular books: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (aka Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone) is 2.33 Galts, whereas Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is 6.01 Galts. Well-known short story/novella Brokeback Mountain is a measly 0.32 Galts.

Other long novels include Les Miserables, 16.1 Galts; War and Peace, 17.02 Galts (Oxford release); and Clarissa, 29.88 Galts.

In self-published works, the ongoing work Fallout: Equestria has so far managed to reach at least 41.56 Galts. Donna Barr's short fiction piece Golden Sands (which I thought at the time was pretty long) is a paltry 0.66 Galts.

I may update this journal as the need strikes me.
reequest from me aan ART

and I will DRAW IT

unless I dislike you in which case I will ddraw a CHICKENW INSTEAD

PS I am still a DAGRON